My little brother is better than me in everyway.

So my little brother is a bit of a genius. He graduated very near the top of his class and is going to Boston University on a very generous scolarship. At least I was funnier than him. He couldn't take that from me...


Gah!!!! WHY?!?!?!

Wow.

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I'm From Staten Island And I'm Proud

I'm very proud that I've mostly only watched people like this from a distance.