Look Everyone I'm a Higher Up!!

Apparently When your title is wristband assassin you're a "higher up"

Leave Your Drugs At Home "Strap Hangers"

Lickity Splits No Shits Here's The Deal

So a few explosions in London (if London even exists) and now we can have our bags randomly searched. I hope I'm sitting next to someone with really embarassing shit in their bag, like a dildo and a soggy meatloaf sandwhich, perhaps a baby in a jar.

Vince and Owen, Know Your Bed Times

I saw the hilarious film 'Wedding Crashers' last night. It was a serious laugh a minute hoot, but there was two somethings that really bothered me. The first curiousity was Senator John McCain and Clinton administration political strategist James Carville who appear in the film dor literally 10 seconds, seems like sort of a waste of time to use actual politcal figures without even giving them a line in the film.

The other thing was humungous bags that Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn were lugging under their eyes. It seems these two could seriously use some time off to catch up on some sleep. Guys do it for yourselves you deserve a break. All else fails I heard on the Daily Show vaginal cream can take care of those bags.