The Boston 2612
The Boston 2612 is the sort of technologically quaint tool that Pete and Pete episodes are written about. It sits on my desk and cuts through paper with a sniper like precision. It also makes the best 'fatink' sound when it cuts through anything.
Mostly though it's sort of a dissapointment as I couldn't make the sharpened edge of the Boston 2612 cut through half an inch of post it notes. This was very dissapointing, just when I thought The Boston 2612 was going to becdome my favorite thing a botu work. I guess my favorite thing about work is still all the free caffiene.