This Just In: Your Government Isn't A Total Failure

President Bush has shielded himself and his embattled party from any and all criticism of it's handling of security issues. Apparently they stopped a terrorist attack a few years back. Wow. We better have a press conference 3 plus years after the fact. Let people know the news.

Thank god we know now and can begin making preperations for the ticker tape parade that the GOP deserves. Those lousy Democrats haven't foiled any recent terrorist attacks last I checked.



Look how not bombed this building is!!!!!! Election season hath begun!!!!

I Think They Should Just Book Will Oldham

Do you look like this ?

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I love over use of the word "ROCKER!"



Good luck getting people to tame their facial hair guys.