Tuesday, August 02, 2005

The Aristocrats is Aristo-PHAT!!

'The Aristocrats' saved me from a day of dark, sweaty, internet-less dispair. That's right folks yesterday was like the black out back in 2003 except it only happened in the office.

"So that's why I didn't get to read Tim's always illuminating disertation on everything" you're saying.

Yes sirs and mams that's why. But I did get to see the excellent film 'The Aristocrats.' Lots of funny people talkin' trash and making smut sing. The highlight of the film for me was the always funny Sara Silverman (whom the previews informed us is bringing her act 'Jesus is Magic' to theaters everywhere this fall). The film did however underuse the two funniest folks in the world -Chris Rock and Jon Stewart- giving them very brief appearances in the film. Still the movie is excellent straight through and gauranteed to make the chuckle happen. Plus movie theaters are airr conditioned.

Hershey's Chocolate Milk indeed it's Da Bomb!

Nesquik (the becerage formerly know as Quick) and Yoo Hoo are great, don't get me wrong. They have large portions and each has a unique and unmistakable flavor all it's own. Having said that neither comes close to Hershey's Milk Chocolate. So creamy and sweet, and the bottle informs me packed with more calcium than regular milk. Which is awesome cause I hate milk. I drank this magic elixer this morning. It was purchased at 7-11. After my visit I promised myself a Burger Bite for lunch. Something to look forward to.