HIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I enjoy hips.

Sausage McMuffin

Why do you make my esophagus hurt so with your greasy nasty burps?

I will destroy you Sausage McMuffin, I will end you. You are not as sharp nore as strong as I. I will weather your attacks and return stronger. I will not be defeated Sausage McMuffin. ARRGGG!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!

(Below is the enemy's attack plan.)

Tim Duffy Celebrity?

If you were wondering (and really of course you were), that was me in the crowd of the movie screening on The Sopranos last night. Think you missed me well (if you're lucky enough to have one) check your DVR in the moment where Tony Sirico(Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri) answers a phone call there is a familiar face shaking his head over his left shoulder. After my break out role ended last night I popped on MySapce and was greeted with a new comment.

Of course I assemed the new comments would be praises for my fine work in that night's television schedule instead it was a bit of my earlier work (9 seconds in)...


So I will be willing to negotiate fees for personal appearances and speaking engagements. I look forward to your undivided attention.