Sausage McMuffin

Why do you make my esophagus hurt so with your greasy nasty burps?

I will destroy you Sausage McMuffin, I will end you. You are not as sharp nore as strong as I. I will weather your attacks and return stronger. I will not be defeated Sausage McMuffin. ARRGGG!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!

(Below is the enemy's attack plan.)