I Think They Should Just Book Will Oldham

Do you look like this ?

Then perhaps you're perfect for Queer Eye for Indie Rock guys!!!!! Found this on Brooklyn Rock.

"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is looking for ROCKERS.

If you or someone you know is a rocker who needs some cleaning up… EMAIL QUEER EYE TODAY!

We are currently looking for the following people…
A ROCKER who needs help getting ready for a major event in his life (i.e. wedding, high school reunion, family reunion)
A ROCKER who has an extreme occupation ( i.e. bounty hunter, stunt man, timber cutter, news anchor, weatherman, etc…)
A ROCKER who is a widower - ready to date again
A Rock n’ Roll Couple
A Rock n’ Roll Couple that is having a baby or wanting to adopt a child
A Rock n’ Roll Dad who needs to get cleaned up for a new job
ANY ROCKER WITH A GOOD STORY!

When applying please keep in mind:
This is the chance of a lifetime.
You MUST live in the New York City Metropolitan area
You MUST be a straight male between the ages of 25-40
You MUST have an outgoing and dynamic personality

If you or someone you know is great guy with charisma please send photos and reasons why we should choose you / him to: nforg@thequeereye.com. Please include Brooklyn Rock in the subject line."

I love over use of the word "ROCKER!"



Good luck getting people to tame their facial hair guys.