Bush Pardons Turkey

In an attempt to endear himself to lefty vegetarians and turkeys George W. Bush has pardoned two turkeys bound for the homes (and stomachs) of americans. The turkeys will be sent Disneyland, where they will remain useless to everyone.

In related news people are starving.

By attempting to win over the usually staunchly liberal turkey and vegetarian voting block Bush seems to be back tracking from campaign promisses to "eat the shit out of some turkeys."