Eric: It's Retrograde Season

So astrology is not exactly something I believe in but I'm superstitious enough to believe pretty much everything. I get me the astrological DL from my very good pal Eric(he's alot like Nancy Reagan in that he believes in astrology and has had sex with someone with Alzheimer's). He told me yesterday that a Mercury Retrograde is in full effect. If you know Eric you likely know what this means. But I'd like to fool myself that people who aren't in my immediate group of friends read my blog, so here's the gist.:

A Mercury Retrograde is an astrological event that leads to mechanical failures (ie: car trouble, porn download interuptions, burning the toast, etc) as well as seeing old friends (yesterday I saw an episode of Small
Wonder it's been forever!*). It also makes you consider your past alot.It also means that anything you start will be totally different than you'd expected. There is also a movie titled "Retrograde" (see below)

*This is totally false, I'm not sure there is a network enterprising enough to play Small Wonder.