"Heaven is a truck."

I could make an entire blog filled with all the "hilarious" ways Jest Managing Editor Brad Bates makes fun of me, but I shant. The other day however I purchased a Burger-Bite at the local 7-11. It was a delicious (if remarkably unhealthy) lunch. Brad Bates: "You are the only person in New York who eats at 7-11... The only people who eat at 7-11 are truckers, and they hate their lives."