"Beem Me Up Scotty.... Um, Scotty Ya There Buddy?!"

James Doohan television's Scotty has died. I'm actully quite surprised it took this long. Still it's an incredibly sad day for nerds and scottish folks alike. Scotty is best remembered for the phrase "Beam me up Scotty," ya see he worked the transporter on he Star ship Enterprize. He was also the first Scottish person to appear on TV without being confused as an irish man (mostly do to his name). These contributions to society are impressive but not as impressive as Lt. Uhara who was the first Black woman many American whites ever masturbated to. RIP James Doohan.