Irrational Fears

My friend James Harris made a list of irrational fears to launch his new blog .

Here's my list:

1) Do to the recently return to popularity of Eminem we will need to deal with another cultural moment for D12.

2) That James Harris will eclipse me in blog popularity, as he already has in comedian popularity. (This is irrational because this is the first post I've done in months and it's only because he posted one.)

3) Where The Wild Things Are turns out to be a depressing two hour episode of H.R. Puffinstuff.

4) Condoms breaking.

5) The presidency of Barak Obama, the new moon landing? Think about it.