Seinfeld's Children Where Platinum Diapers

Jerry Seinfeld is playing a show at the Hammerstein Ballroom this fall. Isn't that exciting? Yes, is the answer. The fact that he is playing such a high profile show in New York suggests that the new material he's been working on for the last few years has reached a point beyond tiny surprise shows at clubs. I was ready to buy tickets. I had my debit card out. Then I saw that the cheap seats were going for the bargain price of $100!!!!!?!?!?!!! GET OUT!

I'll wait for the HBO special Jerry.

A classic to hold you over.