It's Official! I'm Depressed.

Thanks to the inciteful journalism and analysis of this week's Newsweek cover story I am a hundred and ten percent sure that I (like Abraham Lincoln*) am very depressed. The best part? It doesn't make me any less of a man and there are lots of treatment options. None of which I can afford. I guess I'll have to just let my shattered sense of self slowly destroy me. This should happen at an accelerated rate since I am now so cripplingly aware of my unfixable misery.

Thanks again Newsweek. The article.

*Coincidense?