Roberts Says Abortion is A.O.K! (The "A" stands for "abortion")

Judge John G. Robers, will surely be confirmed now that he's stated his support for Roe v. Wade. Well not exactly support, basically Roberts doesn't want to rock the boat. He likes it when nothing changes. He's a bit like a 'Leave It To Beaver' Justice. As long as dinners on the table and the boys clean behind there ears, abortion is okey dokey.

What's a bit disconserting is that the real important stuff Roberts should be pressed on is not on the minds of the public or the senate. Privacy rights, media consolodation, intelectual property laws, church and state, etc. But ya know as long as I don't have to knock pregnant women down flights of stairs (by "accident"), I s'pose I shouldn't complain.