The Gays Have Infiltrated The Priesthood...

...And not just the kind of gays that like little boys. Nope, these priests like to take big veigny rod where God only hoped to unload the body's unpleasantries. Not to fear though the vatican has hired investigators to find any "evidence of homosexuality" in American seminaries. They'll do this by measuring anal circumfrence as well as complaints made regaurding the quality of drapery around seminaries.

Hold on a second. Who's this Queen?