Lockhead Martin To Facilitate Phone Use In The Subway

So the MTA having been found to be spend thrifts with the $1 billion alocated for security on the subways has discovered how to spend money super quick. Lockhead Martin will be helping to renivate the subways, adding surveilance equipment and making cell phones usable. This should facilitate all kinds of fun calls like the infamous one I got a few weeks ago. Also it'll be a nice time for Budweiser to bring back those "Wassuuup!?" ads cuz it'll be hilarious to have people yelling in your ear on the Subway. Am I right people?!