Endorsement: Coffee.

I drink alot of coffee. It turns out However that my 48 oz. is actually only twice the average american. I was sure that I was drinking some frighteningly unhealthy amount. (Maybe I still am...)

No matter how you slice it I drink way less then Hugo Chavez. It's rumored upon visiting the U.S. last year the socialist was thrilled at the pressence of Starbucks' on every corner. President Chavez has publicly estimated he drinks 26 cups of coffee a day. Though if it's the girly tea party cups in the picture in the upper left hand corner here then that's not so impressive.(Then again maybe he's simply GIGANTIC!)
At the moment I'm working an office job which has resulted in me creating a schedule for my coffee in take:

Before 9 AM I stop at 7-11 on 23rd and pick up a 24oz cup of their Fusion Energy Coffee usually topped off with a quarter cup of Dark Roast.

At 11 AM I grab my 8oz cup of office coffee followed by fresh cups at 1 PM and 3:30 PM. It's a winning formula I haven't crashed yet!!!