Dr. Bill Frist Hates America, Loves Stem Cells

""All the bitches in the place who wanna find a cure for Alzheimer's Say Yea-UH!!!"

Bill Frist defied common logic today by assessing a political issue using logic. He decided to publicly proclaimed stem cell research ok, despite President Bush's consistant cock blockin' on Stem Cells. He followed these statements by declaring them patently delicious, swallowing three whole stem cells before realising his point had been suficiently made.