Mutinee At Jest Magazine

With the last of our free issues handed out, our president out with back problems, and our Managing editor away on vacation for the last week and a half, I have been walking a tight rope to avoid a mutinee amongst the interns. I think I'm losing my grasp strange things happen to a man alone in an office with unpayed, un-accupied people around him. I question my superiors for leaving me in this Lord of the flies scenario. I'm scared and I think I eat Taco Bell too often.